This is a congressional fundraiser

President this country has ever seen. So uh this right here is a congressional fundraiser. This is a congressional fundraiser. I have my friends here who stand with me tonight, who stand in honor and support of an incredible human being who has made the ultimate sacrifice to There's a lot to unpack here. Uh but let's see what Twitter has to say.

When I was a kid, I used to stuff balloons under my shirt so I would look like I had big boobs. It always looked absolutely ridiculous, or kind of like this. I guess you gotta pay to see the inflated assets. Alvera called and she wants her dress back. She's going to boob them into donating. I thought it was the Adult Film Star Awards show.

Anyone have a sharp needle? When did it become normal to dress like a stripper to political events? Red Rock 2016? That's a weird place to have a buttocks. She looks like a wish.com version of Elvera. Is this one of those got milk commercials?