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President this country has ever seen.

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So uh this right here is a congressional
fundraiser.

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This is a congressional fundraiser.

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I have my friends here who stand with me
tonight,

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who stand in honor and support of an
incredible human

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being who has made the ultimate sacrifice to
There's a

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lot to unpack here.

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Uh but let's see what Twitter has to say.

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When I was a kid, I used to stuff balloons

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under my shirt so I would look like I had

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big boobs.

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It always looked absolutely ridiculous, or
kind of like this.

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I guess you gotta pay to see the inflated
assets.

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Alvera called and she wants her dress back.

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She's going to boob them into donating.

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I thought it was the Adult Film Star Awards
show.

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Anyone have a sharp needle?

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When did it become normal to dress like a
stripper

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to political events?

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Red Rock 2016?

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That's a weird place to have a buttocks.

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She looks like a wish.com version of Elvera.

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Is this one of those got milk commercials?