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You are gonna get me fired.

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Well, you'll never guess where the terrorists
are now.

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Iran, it's IRGC, and even Hezbollah.

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They have planted their flag on Venezuelan
territory with a

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full and open cooperation of that regime.

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Wow.

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So if you're saying we go to war with
Venezuela,

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we're also getting into a proxy war with Iran.

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I'm sold.

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Now, if I remember correctly, though, Iraq
lasted until still.

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And what did they say about that?

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I think it would be a cakewalk.

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I don't think it would be a uh that tough

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a fight.

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I think the saddest part of getting into a war

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of choice in 2025 is that Dick Cheney won't

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be around to see it.

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Really proud.

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Probably some birds picking, you know.

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It's a slobbery.

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But yeah, you know, quick and easy.

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That was Iraq.

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Oh.

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Guess what they're saying now.

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A few punches to the face, and they will go.

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This is going to be an easy job for the

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United States.

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How eerie is the Iraq parallel?

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Well, we got one guy making the same case for

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both wars.

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And yes, it's who you think.

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Saddam Hussein's a threat to my country.

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He's a threat to our way of life.

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He needs to know.

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Maduro is an existential threat to the people
of the

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United States.

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It is time for Maduro to go.

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Now, to be fair, some things have changed.
over the

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last 20 years

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Back in the Iraq War, we used to play clips

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of Lindsay Graham and make jokes suggesting
that he's secretly

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gay.

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But now we know that that was inappropriate.

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But you know what?

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You know what?

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I'm not even there playing around anymore.

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Hit me with the works.

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Iraq, Venezuela!